Quotes added on Wednesday, April 25 2012

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When people call you from a blocked number you should answer the phone like this: Hello, East Side Morgue. You kill'em, we chill'em How can I help you today sir?

My life isn’t

perfect, but

it does have

perfect

moments.

When  All You Wanna Do Is Text Him, But your just so unsure because you havent talked to him in 10 months :( I honestly miss him so much some days ... i just dont know what to do anymore and my friends have just heard about it so much i hate talking about it all the time and i hate what hes done to me :( 




Dear tampon makers,


{Could you please make the  wrapper little louder...}


Sincerely, i don't think the kids down the hall could hear it.


          




 
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No amount of sleep 

in the world could 

cure the tiredness i

feel.
 




What to do if you meet 1D
 

1. give niall food, then hug him.

2. mention cats, then stroke harry's beautiful hair.

3. compliment zayn's hair, then kiss him.

4. describe your hate for spoons, then highfive liam, because he's too innocent for anything else.

5. explain your pure love for kevin the pigeon, then smack his sexy bum.

6. get the hell out of there before security gets you.

 

You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.

Yeah...not really. We have to be at the school at 5:00am on the day of the field trip
Which is when
nmq/nmf
No way! Peete is a sexy beast!
 
nmq/n
True story with my friend (MaddyWaddy)
Shes the gray im the green o_O
nmq/nmf
mq/nmf

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