Quotes added on Friday, May 11 2012

who's ever wondered why
in math class the x and y are always together?
it's because in real life
we look at out ex and go


You know you're a witty addict when...
- Spend numerous hours daily on the site
- Choose witty over sleep
- Think of quotes to put on witty throughought the day
- Actually write down those quotes
- In regular conversation, you keep referring back to witty
- Start using quotes you read on witty to friends and family
- Are looking at this and nodding

There's  A Difference Between Having A Big Butt And Actually Being Pretty.
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you only die once...
so make it epic



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Shoot me down, But i wont fall, Im Titanium <3

So this girl i know was like omg i love one direction and i was like who do you like? n she's like im a massive directioner and i like niall but all the other guys are ugly and im lyk b*tch please stuff you all the other guys are gorgeous aswell and if u cant appreciate them for who they are your not a directioner so stuff you and shut the F*ck up!!! she hasnt spoken to me since...
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all of your problems will eventually go away if you will allow them to. So let the good things shine through and embrace your life. 



Everyone has that
' make the other person sound incredibly stupid '
voice when describing an argument.
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