Getting A Haircut With
TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY B*TCHES. AWAY.
Liam: Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a
Louis: Back off b*tches, I'm the only one aloud to touch
Niall: I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Zayn: I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
Paul: For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your
hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You
can't eat hair gel!
Liam: Harry, it's okay...
Louis: ...That wasn't hair gel.
Zayn: You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my
Harry: OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I
SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE! Niall: Maybe if you were louder
Harry, they would see you.
Liam: Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means
someone will hear you, not see you.
Paul: HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
Zayn: I AM PERFECT!
Niall: I'm still hungry.
Paul: We're leaving before they can sue us.