Quotes added on Thursday, June 14 2012

Too often we lose sight of lifes pleasures,
Remember when someone annoys you,
it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown....

But only 4 muscles,
To extend your arm,
and,
Bi**h slap that mo**erf**ker
in da head!




Dear friends who
constantly complain
about their boyfriends,

At least you have one to complain about...

Sincerely,
                 Single 
♥ 



I just put One Direction pictures/puzzles on my profile.
<33
shall call him


squishy "let go off 


my boob"  


It's hard for me to make friends.
 
Doing nothin is hard to do, you never know when your done

Inbetweeners danc.e

When you're sad, remember that it's the dementors' faults, and it's perfectly fine to eat bucket loads of chocolate (:



Wishing only wounds the heart.

1. My boy side
[] I love hoodies.
[x] I love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck
[x] You own a car racing game.
[x] You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
[x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.
[] You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
[x] You have watched sports on tv.
[] Gory movies are cool.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You Hate Drama.
[] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] You used to collect hockey cards.
[] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[] Sports are fun.
[] You talk with food in your mouth.
[] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[x] You have fished at least once.
Total:9


2. My girl side
[x] You love to shop.
[] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[] You go to your mom to talk.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[] You like going to the mall.
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[] You cried watching the notebook
[x] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don’t like the movie star wars.
[] You are/were in gymnastics.
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[] You like putting make-up on others.
[] You like being the star of everything.
Total: 9

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