Quotes added on Thursday, July 12 2012

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hello my name is blah blah i love pick food out of my teeth with sticks tooth picks desusct me!




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100% done bye tacoburrito-66
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A Couple Days Ago,
A Woman in Ireland Reported
That There Where Pigs in a Yard
Doing PigThings.


That moment when after twelve years of
hearing the stupid chicken joke, you realise

"The Other Side" really meant death...

Admit it. How many of you just got the joke now?

nmf
July11, 2012

  So today you were cleaning out your old room to move into the bigger , new room. You came across all your old things like year books, pictures, etc. You got inspired to make this witty, so here it is. The point of this witty is to write down all my feelings, goals, Likes, dislikes, basically how life is at this very moment in time, so that when I'm older I can look back at how much I did or didn't change. P.s. I'm 13 years and 8 months as I type this.



Shout out to the kids with someone they love in the military.
Shout out to the kids like me.







 
It sucks, so bad, to sit against your door everynight, with the lights off, listening to your parents talk about you. just makes you want to die.
A easy Nonexpensive way to whiten your teeth
Take a banana and peel it use the skin (the inside of the skin) to rub against your teeth. Let it sit for about half a minute  then whip it off with a paper towel After brush your teeth! (Idk if you have to brush your teeth)
-hope this helped <3

Your Pretty Baby.
But You know That, Wish i could Bring You across The Map♥
Everybody knows that i want chu, if you want me baby show me, Roll the windows down let your Hair Flow, Let it all go tonight.
Party People
WOO HOO !
all the windows down
WOO HOO!
When i'm Rolling Through Your Town

 

One Direction Update
7/11/12 12:05 AM EDT

Most of you probably already know this, but today the boys did their photoshoot for the next album! Niall said that it was getting rained out so they might continue more tomorrow. 

It looks as if the first single will be out on September 1st with the music video following two weeks later. Then the album will follow on November 20th in the UK and November 27th in the US and Canada.

Later today Zayn was spotted at Milkshake City.

If anyone has heard about the satan accounts for the boys, these are most likely just fake threats to get attention.

Rumors: Niall smoked hookah in Spain Status: ? This rumor is still unconfirmed. Though, I personally tend to think it's false. This is just because the girl who said it just came out with it with no proof what so ever. Also, Niall is also horrified when people think that he smokes. He doesn't like it so I don't think this is true.

Ok, I don't know if you heard about the Publicity Stunt Scandle but I'll explain it as best as I can. So apparently it is rumored that a female celebrity's boss is having her sign a contract with a male celebrity to date each other from September to December. It is said that this deal will help both sides. They also said before they "date", there will be a lot of teasing about this relationship. I know what you guys are thinking: sounds a lot like Demi and Niall. This rumor is also not confirmed but I have a few reasons to think that this is 100% FALSE.

1. Even if this rumor is true, it doesn't necesarilly mean that it's about anyone in One Direction.

2. I don't think either Demi or Niall would sign a contract like that. Demi said she wants to focus on her career and Niall has said that having a girlfriend wouldn't be fair to her because he'd never have time for her.

3. I don't think this would even help either of their careers. Demi doesn't need him. Remember she's got a good 3 years on him in the business. And I think this would hurt Niall and lots of fans would stop liking him. Besides, despite popular beleif, management doesn't control who they date.

4. Again, the girl who posted this had absolutely no proof or source for info.

So I don't know about this but I think there's a good chance that it's all just a stupid lie like usual.

 

I WISH THAT I COULD JUST DISSAPEAR. I WONDER HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE THAT I WAS GONE?
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