Quotes added on Monday, August 6 2012

dad: dry all of these dishes and put them away *points to massive pile of dishes*

me: *does it without complaint*

mom: you missed a drop of water, why don't you ever do anything around here!?

me: oh, sorry, lemme dry that a little more

mom: ugh, and you're always complaining!!!

me: wait, wat?
A fun day with friends means 3 toilets full of puke :(

The phrase:

"DO NOT BE AFRAID"

Is written in the Bible 365 times. 

That's a daily reminder from God 

To live everyday

FEARLESS

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof?

Purple. Beacuse aliens don't wear hats!

come on guys its simple !!(;

why does it feel like everyone hates me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

is it because evryone really does hate me?

s t e v e ' s   s o   l u c k y . .

he's got like 9000 followers

every quote he posts is a top quote

God knows, he could post about

poop and get a top quote

Kill them with success, and bury them with a smile (:



Here's to the kidwho 
have ever tried to catch a fly without killing it.

 


I'm taking all you down with me
Explosives duct-taped to my spine, nothing's gonna change my mind. ♥
 

I know.. 

I'm always asking you all to be strong..

I'm sorry..

It's hard..

I know..

I'm fighting myself right now.. 

I can't do anything right..

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