Quotes added on Wednesday, August 8 2012

WAIT A MINUTE. 

I haven't been on witty for awhile....

WHERE THE EFF IS THE VENT CATEGORY!?!?

 
 
I
hate
       being
         the
 jealous

                    type.

  

 

Unfourtunately, without my cell phone, i wouldn't:

1. Know what time it is

2. be able to solve a math question

3. know a single phone number

4. know the date

5. be able to text my friend when im at their house

6. take a snap shot at at picture-perfect time

7. be able to wake up from an alarm in the morning

8. find my way in the dark

Me: Ew I hate him..
Me: I DO NOT like him anymore
Me: I dont give a damn about his life
Me: Sooo over him.
Me: RIDDINN SOLO RIDDINGG SOLO SOLOOO
Me: *blasts Ridin' solo by Jason Derulo*
Me: Well, payphone desribes this situation more.
Me: IM AT A PAAAYPHONE
Me: lawlz
Me: does he still like me..
Me: WAIT
Me: I dont give a flying f/ck
Me: ooo this is a good song
Me: *plays jar of hearts*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OK
Me: *starts crying*

Is everything that happens just a joke to you? 




S p e n d L i f e
with who makes you happy, not who you have to impress.



Dear You,

I wonder if you ever think about “what ifs”. I don’t entertain thoughts like that because I deem them pointless and time consuming. But I wonder if you ever wonder what might have been different had you made different choices.

Do you ever wonder what would be different had you never asked me to be your girlfriend? What if you had chosen XXXX over me? What if you had chosen XXXXXX? What if you never broke up with me? What if we never got back together? What if I left last year like I was supposed to? What if you left last year like you wanted to? What if I never fell in love with you? What if I never existed in the first place?

What if?

What if?

What if?

I don’t entertain those kind of thoughts, but I wonder if you do. I wonder if you ever try to erase me…to erase us…out of curiosity. Just to picture what you’d do.

So much love,

Me

*On an island in the middle of a lake*
my sister: Why is there no path?
me: Sometimes in life, you have to make your own path, you can't depend on one being there.
my sister: I don't give a damn. I'm not making my own path i might get poison ivy!!
You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
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