Quotes added on Tuesday, August 21 2012


Now remember, I do my best work when I'm being worshipped as a god.
 
Even broken wings can fly away
So I've gotten some about "certain followers"

including:

A_Sex_Offender

A_Creepy_Stalker

A_Guy_With_A_Knife

A_40_Year_Old_Man




If you are followed by any more of these followers, notify me immediatly for a following.


 




-A_Police_Car
It's officially my birthday! :)
I feel like your replacing me.. with her

          My definition Of Perfect               
 

Dear readers,

Just wanted to tell you all to go read AmberBailey's story! She's an AMAZING writer with an AMAZING story! I might just be co-writing with her sooner or later, so go read! <3 

Dancer Problems #6;
Is that tap dancing or are you trying to kill a bug?


*Sees an attractive male*
Me: You're f*cking atrractive.
Him:  What?
Me:
Me:
I meant...I like your pants.
Him:..?
Me:
Him:
Me:
Tree:
Brittany Spears:
Telletubies:
Chris Brown:
Me:
Heh...kbye.

 

Don't leave somthing good to find somthing
better..because once you realize you had the best, the best has found better


nmq and nmf
The only thing tears will do is blur your vision.
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