You: You do know that
I'm having heart surgery today, right?
Niall: I know.
You: I love you.
Niall: I LOVE YOU MORE!
*Niall kisses you*
*after sugery, dad is only one in the room*
You: Where is he?
Dad: Where do you think you got the heart?
You: *starts sobbing*
You: NO, NIALL, NOOO!
Dad: I'm just kidding, he's in the cafiteria.