Quotes added on Saturday, September 8 2012

'Ronan' by Taylor Swift is the most beautiful song ever <3
I suggest you all listen to it. 




when you accidentally call
your teche
"mom" 
and life gets awkward...



 

Come on baby with me, we're gonna fly away from here
Ugh. Help mee. I'm going to homecoming with this guy i really like but idk if we're going as friends or what. Plus, we are both super shy so like when we talk it's kinda awkward & homecoming is in a week & i have no clue how to bring up where we are taking pictures & how we are getting there, all the details. I'm just really excited but nervous if you could give me any helpful advice you'll be my best friend. :D
I literally just  figured out where everyone got 'for the love of cats; follow the rules' from
Don't worry, I'm not blonde.
I just have my moments.

I have notjing against blondes, just so you all know.
I think my biggest

mistake
was thinking that
I actually had a chance with you
**not mine**
There once was a girl who loved her life,

but then she was stabbed in the back with your knife.

She sits in dispair and wonders, "Why?"

would you hurt her so,

and make her cry?







I  k n o w   y o u ' r e   t o r t u r e d   w i t h i n ,
y o u r  e y e s  l o o k  h u n g r y  a g a i n .



 
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,
they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins
to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'


The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!

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