my choir teacher told me these:
how many ____ does it take to change a lightbulb?
-choir director: no one knows, they weren't paying attention
-sopranos: one, they screw it in and the whole world revolves
around them
-altos: a bunch, 1 to screw it in and the rest to complain about
how high it is
-tenors: none, it's too high
bass/baritones: none, they prefer to just bang around in the
dark
only choir kids will get these(: