Quotes added on Thursday, September 20 2012


If my jokes offend you:
1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pu§y.

Randy: Ohh you wanna play it that way? ;)
Benny:
Randy: C'mere you dirty little garden gnome.

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Oblivious Mom‏ #1:



My daughter is always talking about getting the D .....
She better pull her grades up or she will be grounded.

All Boys Should Learn From Mario Brothers.
No Matter How Far Their Princess Is ; They Always Go After Her. < 3







Everyone is sharing their stories on how they got asked out for homecoming
And there is me like "Which cat am I going to take?"




 
DO YOU KNOW
how many f*cking times i cried for you?
seriously,
IF THEY'RE NOT GIVING YOU A REASON TO STAY THEN THATS ALL THE REASON YOU NEED TO LEAVE.
If Your Life Ended Right Now Could You Honestly Say You Lived Your Life They Way You Wanted?
I HATE THE EMPTY
FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN
YOU MISS SOMEONE.

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