Quotes added on Thursday, September 20 2012
If my jokes offend
you:
1.
I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are
lies. 4. You're a pu§y.
Randy: Ohh
you wanna play it that way? ;)
Benny:
Randy: C'mere you dirty little garden gnome.
Benny:
Randy: C'mere you dirty little garden gnome.
Oblivious
Mom #1:
My daughter is always
talking about getting the D .....
She better pull her grades up or she will be
grounded.
All Boys Should Learn From Mario Brothers.
No Matter How Far Their Princess Is ; They Always Go After Her. < 3
No Matter How Far Their Princess Is ; They Always Go After Her. < 3
DO YOU KNOW
how many f*cking times i cried for you?
how many f*cking times i cried for you?
seriously,
IF THEY'RE
NOT GIVING YOU A REASON TO STAY THEN THATS ALL THE REASON YOU
NEED TO LEAVE.
If Your Life Ended Right Now Could
You Honestly Say You Lived Your Life They Way You Wanted?
I HATE THE EMPTY
FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN
YOU MISS SOMEONE.
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FEELING IN YOUR CHEST WHEN
YOU MISS SOMEONE.
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