Quotes added on Thursday, September 20 2012

When a guy on Facebook does a "lms for top ten cutest girls(:" and you like it but then want to unlike it because you know you'll never be attractive enough anyways...
Sometimes,
even if it wasn't funny,
 i respond "haha"
just to make them feel good !






I'm a human Spongebob.

Why?

A) I'm really, really weird
B) I like to have fun
C) I LIKE BUBBLES
and my favourite reason.....

D) I destroy my enemies mentally with my happiness.








It's midnight and I can't sleep.
I think I'll go for a walk.





 





I saw a baby with a shirt that says:

If you can read this
My invisiblity cloak isn't working.

 
We are never ever ever getting back together!
You go talk to your friends,
talk to my friends,
talk to me.
But we, are never ever ever ever getting back together.
LOL. My boyfriend was cheating on me & i told him to choose. He's like "What? this isn't pokemon. Cause i'm gunna be like "I CHOOSE YOU!"" thought it was the funniest sh/t ever. (;
*In the kitchen with dad and my dog Prince*
Me:* gets sugar* Can i poor the sugar on Prince?
Dad: NO!!!! i'll poor it on you and see how you like it!
Me: He'd like it, look!
DAD: NO!
prince: *wanging his tail joyfuly* :) WOOF WOOF
Dad: He's not like you!
Me: so he isn't a hott devil like me!
I CANT ESCAPE THIS HELL,
SO MANY TIMES I'VE TRIED,
BUT I'M CADGED INSIDE,
SOMEBODY GET ME THOUGH THIS NIGHTMARE,
I CANT CONTROL MYSELF!
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