Stranger: hey
You: Will you be my Romeo?
Stranger: Juliet?
You: Yes :)
Stranger: i've been looking for you
You: I have been looking for you too!
Stranger: I have a question to ask you and you must be completely honest when answering
You: okay :) will do
Stranger: when
Stranger: does
Stranger: the narwhal bacon
Stranger: ?
You: i love you
Stranger: thats not an answer
You: Oh so you dont love me? I see how it is!
Stranger: the question was not about love! it is about narwhals and their baconing!!
You: you know what forget it Romeo! WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER! GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
Stranger: fine, now you're just somebody that i used to know...