Quotes added on Saturday, October 6 2012

Best voicemail ever:
*serious voice*
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking
for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a
very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long
career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you
hang up now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will
not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you,
I will find you, and I will...

*happy voice*
Call you back, Leave a message! :)
HOW GUYS FLIRT101:
 
 
> He stares at you a lot
 
 
 
> He hits you a lot(playfully)
 
 
 
> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
 
 
 
> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
 
 
 
> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
 
 
 
> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
 
 
 
> You hung up on him. He called you back
 
 
 
> You where invited by him to a group outing
 
 
 
> He called you to talk about nothing at all
 
 
 
. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
 
 
 
> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
 
 
 
> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
 
 
 
> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
 
 
 
Now make a wish.
 
Ok stop!!
 
Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
 
 
 
Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
 
Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
 
Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

Trust me.
i'm (not) okay

One in a Million


*Chapter One Hundred & Thirty-Four; Part One*
Amber's POV:
~1 Month Later; August 29th~


 
    I woke up a little earlier than usual today so I could cook breakfast for Liam. It was his birthday today and I intended on making his day special. Still in my pajamas, I stood in front of the stove frying up some eggs while the waffels cooked across the way from me.
   "Need some help, Momma?" I felt Lilli's finger jab into my thigh. She was a very light sleeper and I must've woken her up. I don't know where she got her light sleeping from; Niall and I both could sleep through anything, really.
   After another fifteen minutes, or so, Liam's breakfast was set out on the kitchen table along with a tall glass of orange juice and two cards from his girls. I asked Lilli if she thought we should wake him up and she nodded with a mischievious smile on her face. We both quietly bargged into the bedroom and tip toed to the bed.
   "Wake up, wake up! Happy Birthday!" Lilli jumped up and down on the bed, waking Liam up and leaving me laughing in the middle of the room. "We made you breakfast!"
   "Really? Well thank you." Liam rubbed his eyes, trying to wake up while Lilli drug him out to the kitchen.
   "I am so sorry." I whispered in his ear. He just kissed my cheek as he trailed behind Lilli.
   The day was started off real boring, but we had plans later on in the day. The boys were coming over for a small party and I had a Skype date with my parents later that night. The Phillies were playing the Braves back home so my Dad and I were going to watch the game together. We did this a lot since I rarely got to see them now; it was a Daddy-Daughter bonding thing we had.
   I slipped into some comfy Phillies clothes and let my hair fall wavy. When I walked back out into the living room, Harry and Zayn were already settled into my sofa. They gave me a look of disgust and rolled their eyes at me.
   "What?"
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Secrets #09
 Its been about 2 weeks since I found out he cheated.
I have a new boyfriend, but
I still don't feel good enough.


 

All a girl really needs, 
                                   is a hand to hold and      a heart to understand.
 
ok, I don't usually do these but...

HOW GUYS FLIRT101:


> He stares at you a lot



> He hits you a lot(playfully)



> He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you



> He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school



> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process



> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk



> You hung up on him. He called you back



> You where invited by him to a group outing



> He called you to talk about nothing at all



. > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder



> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation



> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.



> He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)



Now make a wish.

Ok stop!!

Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!



Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.

Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.

Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in
1 day
God Damnit boys are hard to talk to.

Your'e fifteen....
 You should be feeling butterflies in your tummy... 
Not a baby kicking. 
Nmf/Nmq

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