Quotes added on Saturday, October 13 2012

Life is so quiet and peaceful,
a pin can be heard drop


then this loud music comes pounding from your phone. The phone says ,'you have one new message!'




R.I.P Amanda Todd.

i wish i could have talked to her before she decided to take her precious life.I wish i could have made her change her mind, or atleast think twice about it. im so sorry amanda. im sorry that you had to go threw such horrible things. im sorry you felt alone.im sorry you were bullied. Even tho were strangers,Your going to be in my heart forever and ever ♥♥♥.


The first thing Snape asks Harry is "Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?"
According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning 'My regrets follow you to the grave," and wormwood means 'absence' and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow. If you combined that, it meant, "I bitterly regret Lily's death."
It's funny...

In movies or TV shows when a person gets drunk and wakes up with a stranger in their bed they say:

What did I do?

But it's more like,

Who did I do?
"MEOW", I'm a cat. LOL just kidding... I'm Gary the Snail.
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testing so sorry for the spam
Funny questions #6

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Demi Lovato interviews are the best:

Jimmy Kimmel:
If Simon Cowell were 25 years old, would you date him?
Demi Lovato: No!
Jimmy Kimmel: No? Why not?
Demi lovato: 'Cause he parts his hair down the middle!

 

When I was a kid, I used to think the moon followed our car everywhere.

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