My best friend has started to call me "Fiona".
You know, the ogre off Shrek, because "it's
funny".
Well take this:
In Shrek, Fiona gets rescued from certin death, the man of her
dreams, the best friend, the money, the fame, the glory, the
perfect children and the
happy ending.
Maybe it isn't such a bad thing to be
imperfect.