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Admit it, When you first started watching Teen Titans, You thought Raven was a boy and it took you a while to realise Robin use to be Batman's sidekick.
How to annoy people in a crowded elevator

Grin at someone who looks grumpy and whisper "I'm wearing new underwear today!" in their ear.
Annoying meter: 6.5/10
Please use your common sense and don't try anything that could get you in trouble.


One in a Million

*Chapter One Hundred & Fourty-Two; Part Two*
Amber's POV:
~Early Summer~

       He was almost done cutting the front grass and soon ready to do the back. He pushed the mower around, with his top off and a bandana around his forehead; he looked just like my dad and it was kind of weird. 
   I planted the flowers in the front and then followed Liam to the back to plant the extras. He chased me around with the hose when I asked to borrow it and it just reminded me of being young again. I was free and young and happy.
   "Okay, we can never do that again." We came into the house, shutting the back door behind us. Liam bumped into me, pulling my waist in so I was real close to his body. "Even though that was a lot of fun." He gave me a short, passionate kiss and then unloaded his pockets. "I think my phone suffered enough water damage today."
   "Where are you going?" I took a seat at the kitchen table and cracked open a bottle of water.
   "To take a shower. I'll be done in ten." With another peck, he was running up the stairs. I smiled to myself as I heard the shower turn on; should I go up there with him? Did he want me to come up? Was that his goal; to lure me into the shower with him?
   I lost myself in a daydream until Liam's phone started to buzz against the island in the kitchen. I rose from my seat to check his phone, in case it was someone important. When I opened it, though, I almost passed out. I felt the blood rush out of my face and my stomach fall to the ground. My heart exploded in my throat and I just wanted to die.
   My emotions were indesisive, though. No matter how mad I wanted to be, I had no right to be. All I could do was stare at the text message and let silent tears escape from my once dried eyes.
   'What's your excuse tonight, Babe? ;) I miss you. Tell me when you get here? I Love You <333 -Dani xx'

Thanks for reading, Loves! Oh snap, how many of you saw that coming? #teamniall aka #teamirishgoofball or still staying strong to #teamliam? #teamlillimiralcemickeyrevolution2012 for the win!!! This story is slowly coming to an end! :( xx

Amber's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/one_in_million_chapter_hundred/set?id=61729375#stream_box
Isabella's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/one_in_million_chapter_hundred/set?id=61730437#stream_box
Format by Sandrasaurus
'I wasn't that drunk..'
'Dude, you took a running start at a brick wall with a shopping cart you stole from a homeless guy because you swore it was the way to platform 9 3/4.
Ilove you to death..
But to you, I'm already dead.
That frustrating moment when you wach your favorite Anime show and expect two characters to be together towards the end of the series, but they remain friends.
Hello, my name is DRUGS -
I destroy homes, tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more costly than gold, the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. And if you need me, remember I'm easily found, I live all around you, in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. My power is awesome; try me, you'll see. But if you do, you may NEVER break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, but try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You do what you have to just to get high. The crimes you'll commit, for my narcotic charms will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in my arms. You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad. When you see their tears, you should feel sad. But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised, I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways. I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from god, and separate friends. I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, I'll be with you always, right by your side. You'll give up everything... your family, your home... your friends, your money, then you'll be alone. I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give. When I'm finished with you you'll be lucky to live. If you try me be warned this is no game. If given the chance, I'll drive you insane. I'll ravish your body; I'll control your mind. I'll own you completely; your soul will be mine. The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed, the voices you'll hear from inside your head. The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see; I want you to know, these are all gifts from me. But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart, that you are mine, and we shall not part. You'll regret that you tried me, they always do, but you came to me, not I to you. You knew this would happen. Many times you were told, but you challenged my power, and chose to be bold. You could have said no, and just walked away. If you could live that day over, now what would you say? I'll be your master; you will be my slave, I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave. Now that you have met me , what will you do? Will you try me or not? Its all up to you. I can bring you more misery than words can tell. Come take my hand, LET ME LEAD YOU TO HELL.

If you think this could help someone, somewhere, why don't you do what i have just done and copy and paste
'I wasn't that drunk..'
'Dude, you were telling 'Yo mama' jokes to orphans..'
Hey guys so I will not be posting for a while. I have some things in life that I need to get figured out first. I will still be getting on to read the stories that I am currently reading but I will not be writing. I'm really sorry and will try to get  back as soon as possible. Love you all!
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