Quotes added on Thursday, October 25 2012


Who else waits to do their homwork until midnight?(:

 
Shouting the wrong answer with confidence in class...
'I wasn't that drunk..'
'Dude, you stole the ping pong ball and started yelling that you caught the snitch.'
How to annoy people in a crowded elevator
#8

Stare at another person in the elevator for a while and then yell "You're one of them!!!" Get off at the next stop.
Annoying meter: 6/10
Please use your common sense and don't try anything that could get you in trouble.
 
This quote does not exist.
Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal
In one of my classes, there's a really sweet girl named Jessica who is disabled. She has to use a wheel chair and be assisted by an aid and has a hard time articulating in class. The kids in my class usually stare at her like she's some sort of alien whenever she tries to speak or answer a question in class.
But today, one of the girls in my class stood up, walked across the room, and sat next to her, and started talking to Jessica. She talked to her like she was a real person, instead of some "weird" girl.
And I just thought that was one of the nicest things I've ever seen.
This is the last time I’m asking you this,
Put my name at the top of your list,
This is the last time I’m asking you why,
You break my heart in the blink of an eye.
-The Last Time; Taylor Swift.
'I wasn't that drunk..'
'Dude, you shoved my cat into a pillow case and said, "It's a pillow, it's a pet. It's a pillow pet!"'
Yo chang ed  out  of  nowhere
&&  it sucks  becase


I'mstuckontheoldyou.

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