Quotes added on Tuesday, November 6 2012

 

That oh my head's to blame
FOR ALL MY HEART'S mistakes
© format by: br0kenwings


In Elementary:
Eww! You have cooties!

In Middle School:
Eww! You have acne!

In High School:
Eww! You have aids!
 

^^ A lot changes from school to school... ^^

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Me reading comments for a youtube video of a grandmother recording her collectible Model house on camera

Random Person:You suck at video taping

Me:Give her some slack her hands are shaky cause she is an elderly my god people have no respect for the people who are wiser and know the secrets of life more than them

Grandmother posting back to rude comment from random person : This video is the is the best thing that ever happened to me. So many people liked it. The video was not supposed to be taped proffesionally. It was made to show the art work of my dollhouse. So don't critisize it

Me:You go grandma shom 'em whos boss

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"let's just be friends"
really sucks.
 


-:-Love Has It's Ways-:-

Chapter 35

I layed in bed with my pillow in my face.
I looked at my pillow, and it was soaking wet.
I threw it across the room and stared at the ceiling.
I can't believe I let him get to me.
He probably knew what I was doing, and did it to me.
He won, I lost.
I'm just having a hard time sinking it in.
There was a knock on the door, with my mom saying, "Honey, Ross and Izzy are here!"
I yelled to let them in, even though I wasn't in the mood.
They came in, and Ross was surprised to see me like that.
Izzy just flipped her hair and said obnoxiously,
"Get up b/tch, the dance is coming up!"
I stared at her with my puffy red eyes, and she backed off.
Ross came over to me and gave me a hug.
"Oh my gosh, what's wrong Macey!"
I looked at her as more tears starting coming out of my eyes.
I stuttered, "B-Brian cheated on m-me. He was k-kissing Sarah yesterday. I-I h-heard it m-myself." Izzy took a seat on one of my chairs and said, "Told you not to go out with him."
Ross stood up for me and yelled,
"Why are you being such a b/tch?
She's in pain right now, and now you're acting like you're all cool and right.
Well shut the f/ck up. Stop trying to be somebody you're not."
Izzy looked at her in disbelief and got out on her phone and started texting like crazy.
"Alright, I'm out. I'll just go get ready at my OTHER friend's house. Bye."
she said as she left the room.
"Forget about her Macey. You're hurting, don't let her get to you.
I'm always here for you if you need me." Ross whispered as she hugged me again.
Gosh, Ross was the bestest friend ever.
"I don't think I'm going to the dance." I said, as I blew my nose.
Ross got up and gave me a look like I was crazy.
"No, you're going to the dance."
I looked at her with big, confused eyes.
She sighed and sat down on the floor.
"You're going to the dance, and dressing up like your sexy self and proving Brian that
he is f/cking stupid for cheating on someone as amazing as you."
I got up and nodded as I hugged Ross.
"You're the best friend somebody could ask for, you know that?"
She nodded as she giggled, "Now go get ready." 


~``~

It Ross and I arrived to the dance, along with Alicia.
"Alicia looks amazing." I whispered to Ross as we handed the guy our tickets.
"You look amazing too. Look at you!" Ross said as we walked in the cafeteria.
I wore a dress with a black top and blue and purple zebra print for the flowy print
with shiny black high heels.
My hair was curled as I did smokey eye.
I carried my clutch purse in as I adjusted my tiny bow gold necklace.
I saw Sarah head towards us pulling Nick with her.
"OMG! You two look fabulous!!" she said as Nick put her arm around her.
"Sarah, can I talk to you?" I muttered as I let Ross follow me. 
She already knows, so why not?
She nodded and I led her near the food and other snacks.
"Why were you kissing Brian yesterday?" I said, quickly getting to the point. "Well, remember the plan?" she said, confused that I didn't think of that.
"Oh, sorry. I forgot." I muttered.
Ugh, I completely forgot about that! I snapped out of it as the attention went to a stage.
Then an object came out on the stage, with a microphone.
I looked at the figure with my eyes.
Who was that?

 
Made it extra long. ;)
Teaser: It couldn't be.


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Me watching my goldfish eating

Me:Oh sh*t I really wish you guys had stomachs cause now this is turning into the crap club

Me:Oh my god don't eat his crap. Eww your nasty


Me:Hey I think you  guys  should go to the organ store so you can buy yourselves stomachs so the food doesn't go right through ya cause this is just plain nasty watching you guys eat and take a sh*t at the same time

                                                      Ghost Town~ Tentacles.
Mayday ! Mayday! , This ships going down and as your captain I'm ready to go down.. I'm gonna drown so deep in you I'm gonna drown  so deep in you. This necklace that you've got wrapped around my neck..Will choke me slowly to my death..And that I'm into that...
 


Remember the old days?
When Pete Wentz was a God to everyone
When you thought Ron and Harry were sexy in the third Harry Potter movie
When  you would wait for a new Harry Potter book/movie to be released
These lyrics "We're going down down spinning around, sugar we're going down swingin"
When boot cut jeans, pink streaks in your hair and crop tops were cute
When you admired Hilary Duff
When you went to see monsters inc and finding nemo in theatres
When Ciara was still around
When you wanted so badly to find out the ending of Kim Possible
When you wondered if Phil ever goes back to the future
When Youtube didn't have annoying ads or Vevo and copyright
When Myspace was the S/!t
When Witty was a place for venting, not for fangirling
When Nickolodean's theme was "nick nick nick nick NICK OH LOAD DE AN!"
When they still aired the rugrats
When spongebob had amazing quotes "THE MAGIC CONCH" "the best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time"
When playing on the computer mean't opening up paint

yeah... our childhood/teen years were memorable.
 
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