Quotes added on Wednesday, November 7 2012

Little boy: Mummy is god a girl or a boy?

Mummy: Why god is both girl and boy

Little boy: Mummy is god black or white?

Mummy: Why god is both black and white

Little boy: Mummy is god gay or straight?

Mummy: Why god is both gay and strait

Little boy: Mummy is god Michael Jackson?



* I don't mean to insult anybody*
Dear UK and Canada,
So I guess our plans for our four - year - mega - sleepover is off. Thanks for the offer though!
Sincerely,
every single relieved American.


It seems to me like Obama and Romney supporters are just internet fandoms.
Like nobody actually considers the facts or knows what they're talking about, they just pick a random side or the side their parents are on.
All I see is "If ____ wins I'm moving to Mexico!" But if you ask a lot of them why, they won't have an answer.
I respect your opinion if you're an intelligent individual and can back your opinion with facts, but honestly, if you make a quote saying "SUCK IT OBAMA HATERS" I'm going to doubt your actual competence of the situation.
I would just like to point out that your opinion does not actually matter. If you cannot vote - it really doesn't matter. If you have intelligent conversations and try to persuade more people of your opinions in order to better the country, then you might actually have an impact. However, simply saying "F*ck ______, he'd make a terrible president," and not stating why just makes your candidate look like he has simpleminded supporters.
been crying for the past 5 hours.
ligit. eyes hurt so bad.

mahalo
mau loa kau  a  kau

Chapter 15
Samantha's P.O.V

10 days left til' Lilian tells...
I was so impatient!
I decided to go to Leigh's house to see how she was doing.
I wasn't there to support her in the singing competition, and I wanted to know if she got through the next round.
I knocked on her door patiently, and she answered immediately.
"Come right in!" she grinned.
I already saw Jade eating marshmallows and chips.
"Oh hi Samantha! Good news! Leigh was on the stage and she was in the bottom 2. She sang for her life and she won it! Isn't that amazing?" she babbled.
 I laughed.
Then someone pounded on the door.
It was Lilian.
"Hi...Lilia-Lily." I stammered.
"You nearly fell for it." she winked.
"Here is a clue. You, Leigh and Jade probably guessed the Alice thing already, but I'm just making sure. So, here's another clue."
"Um...okay?" I stated.
"About the last clue I gave you...yeah, Alice was a popular girl...I was so mad at her, I decided to get revenge on her...the postcard has something to do with it. I'm Hawaiian, remember? Think back on this clue. It reflects on the previous clues I've given you. Bye bye!"
And off she went like that.
"Those were the clues she gave us last time. Come on, give us something new!" I groaned.
Jade giggled.
"Maybe we should solve the clues first." she muttered.
"Good point."

Then we think we finally solved the first clue about the postcard and everything.
"OMG! MAYBE LILIAN SENT THE POSTCARD!" I screamed.
"OMG, THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!!!" Jade agreed.
Leigh just sat there, thinking.
"Hmm...We still don't know if it's right though..."

Then there was a knock on the door.
We opened it, luckily it wasn't Lilian.
"Who were you talking about just then...and what?" the voice said.




 

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I am sorry, a few chapters ago i accidently did 2 different chapters but it had 'chapter 13' so this is chapter 15! sorry about this muddling up stuff its getting confusing.
Sister:My bunny has a scab and I didn't know it (really upset)
Mom:Oh he problably got caught on his hay rack.
Sister:I know but I didn't know he got hurt a while ago. We have to get him a new hay rack
Mom:That would be like getting a new dresser for you every time you bumped into it.
Me:Your bunny has a scab! At least he wasn't paralyzed like my hamster Sugarplum who got thrown by (Youngest brother's name) when he was 2 years old!
Sister:And after that happened you cried for 2 days straight.
Me:First of all he could never use his back legs ever again because of when (youngest brother's name) threw him in the ball. Second of all he couldn't have any toys in his cage except for a paper plate to put his food on and a water bottle.And he could never bathe himself again so I had to bathe him. And 3rd of all I was in 4th grade when it happened so yeah I'm gonna take it pretty harshly and I would still take it harshly now because it is a major injury and you think a TINY scab is worse than my hamster sugarplum getting paralyzed?
Sister:Yes i do think a scab is worse than sugarplum getting paralyzed because Harry is my bunny. He's my pet
Me:Thats pathetic that you think a scab that can HEAL is worse than my hamster getting paralyzed and not being able to use his back legs again

Childhood Things #8
The worse punishment ever was having to stand in a corner for 5 minutes. 
Obviously
Better
At
Managing
America





i learned that getting

mad was easier than being sad. Anger was something
i could control. i could settle into an easy
rhythm of blame and hate. i could focus
energy on something other than the ache in my heart.





 
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