Me Monday: I really need to
shave.
Me Tuesday: I really need to shave. I'll do
it tomorrow.
Me Wednesday: I really should shave. But I have
too much stuff to do. But I'm taking a shower, so I'll do
it then.
Me Wednesday in shower: I forgot my razor.
I'll conserve water and not go get it.
Me at 4:30 a.m. on Thursday: I should shave. No.
I'll do it Sunday. That way it's smooth for
school.
Ladies and gentlemen, we know two things from reading this.
A. I'm lazy as f/ck.
B. I'm not going to shave Sunday.