For the Harry Potter fans,
you are the "me". If you are not a Harry Potter Fan, you
take the role of the friend.
Friend: Why do
you like Severus Snape?
Me: Why don't you?
Friend: He is a bad guy.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: B/tch, please. He is f/cking amazing and not a bad guy.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Cops: So she just fell off the broomstick that doesn't
exist?
Me:
Cops:
Me:
Cops:
Judge:So he just fell of the top of Hogwarts that doesn"t
exist?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *all alone in the world besides the cast of Harry Potter and
J.K. Rowling's family....*