Quotes added on Sunday, December 30 2012





 
Stupid Girl: If I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face?



 
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She sat in her room,
cutting her wrists.
She dident know
why or what for;
she just knew that
she had too.
I've always been the most mature physically and mentally for my age. But not the most popular.
6 years old: When I'm eleven, I'll be SO cool! I'll have a cell phone, and.. and... what else do cool people do?
11 years old: Best friends are two teenage boys who aren't the most mature people in the world. Have cell phone, but extremely crappy.
13 years old: Still best friends with now 18-year old boys. Hmm... I wonder if I could make my wrist bleed with a toothpick?


People: Don't be me. PLEASE don't be like me.
You make me smile
so much that my face hurts.
If the world fell down,
Would you stand by my side,
Keep me warm while the snow flys?
While all is gone and we remain,
What is to tell of the storys' name?
No one else can see a bitter part of me
,

But you can tell that you're not that last soul,
If darkness equates to evil,
Why is the light so painful to see,
Those who wear white are evil as can be,
Never fail to be forever,

We'll live in misery's life together.
<3
Hey, I love you.
sometimes , you just
                                                   need to know

                                       when to let go..
Josh: You will not eat that squirrel!
Drake: I don't want to EAT it!
Josh: What are you gonna do then?
Drake: Well I'm gonna write a note and tie it to its tail.
Maybe somebody will find it and come get us outta here!
Josh: Yes! Cause when I see a squirrel the first thing I do is check its tail for MESSAGES!
Cool Story Babe

Now go make me a sandwich.
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