Quotes added on Wednesday, January 2 2013

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters, &make fun of our exes..ah oh, ah oh. 
It feels like a perfect night, for breakfast at midnight, to fall in love with strangers, ah oh, ah oh...❤

my problem is   
I get my hopes up too often,
                                only to see    them crushed
Facebook; drama
Twitter; Nonsense
Witty; Inspiration
6. What is your preferred method of transportation?
  A. Foot
  B. Car
  C. Bicycle 
  D. Carried by servants
Hey 2013, I made it. ❤
Im looking for a girl who loves me for who i am
Who tels me im not like other men
Im looking for a girl to hold
A girl with a hearth of gold
I want a girl where i can be me 
a girl im always happy to see
I want girl i can gently kiss 
And every moment shes not by my side miss
Maybe a girl with a beautifull smile
A girl that wil stay for a while
I want a girl to give all my love 
To be the guy shes dreaming off
I would be her world and she would be mine 
Our love would withstand even time

I might be asking much 
But all im looking for is your touch
So if your out there please let me know
Cause i dont want to be a one man show
I wish for this and nothing more
Please come to me the girl im looking for
To never know real love is what i fear
I hope to see you soon happy new year
-What was the inspiration for your witty username ?

-Well , my best-friend started reading me these hilarious quotes one night over skype. I'm all "gosh darn these are funny ! , what's this website called " she replied "Witty" and I'm all "Witty ? that's weird haha I want a witty , what's your username?' "SmartBlonde" she whispered "But you aren't blonde" I chuckled "I know" replied my best-friend "I guess I should make an account ?" I questioned "DO IT" she shouted "I will but I think I'll be.....DumbRedhead" I replied *then my addiction began*

This quote does not exist.
"If a man whistles you, don't turn around, ignore him.
You're a lady, not a dog."

-Niall Horan
Guy 1: Hey Jim have you seen my underwear?
Guy 2: Yes Frank.
Guy 2: Now can you please put your pants back on?
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