Cupid's Chokehold
Chapter One
“Stevie, Stevie, STEVIEHHHH!” Mariah said, her voice
getting louder and louder, as she shook me awake.
“Where the heck is the snooze button on this thing?”
I asked, keeping my eyes closed and poking her a few times.
“I didn’t come with one,” she chuckled,
“now come on! You promised the fans from other time zones
you’d do a Twitcam about now.”
“It’s four o’clock in the morning,” I
said and she shrugged.
“You made the promise,” she said. “And I
thought Stevie Jacobs never breaks her promises.”
“I sure as unicorns have horns can start today,” I
said and she laughed.
“Don’t be weird,” she said. “It’s
not appealing to men. Now get up!”
“This is Stevie you’re talking about!” I said.
“The most important thing on my mind is not guys,
it’s whether or not I can still fit into my monster footie
pajamas or if I need new ones.”
I heard her laugh and I got out my laptop.
“Hello,” I said into the camera. “Well
isn’t this an attractive face huh? Mar just got me up and
it’s four AM here.”
I looked to see if I was getting any questions, and I was.
“What kind of stuff do you miss doing when you’re on
tour?” I read from the screen. “I actually miss
talking to my sister and brother a lot. My sister, Riley, and I
are really close and we used to talk about all sorts of stuff
like boys and crap like that.”
I read more questions and laughed. “What kind of
boys?” I read. “To be perfectly honest, we talked
about One Direction a lot. Like, she had a weird thing for Harry
and, I always said I didn’t have a favorite, but I have a
soft spot for Niall. I mean, his eyes, and his accent, and all
the flipping gifs of him shirtless in the Live While We’re
Young and Kiss You videos’. I just can’t
even.”
OH MY GOD! @StevieJ is one of us! FANGIRLS UNITE!
I read that and almost peed myself.
“Yeah,” I chuckled. “I am a fan girl but
let’s keep it here. Between you and me, nobody else knows
about this.”
I think @NiallHoranOffical can right @StevieJ…? I mean, it
does have to do with him
I read this and laughed. “No! Bad now he knows thanks a
lot!”
“What the heck is going on in there?” Mariah asked
from the kitchen.
“I accidentally fan girled in front of 10,000 people about
Niall Horan and now they’re all tweeting him stuff,”
I said as she walked into my room.
“Smooth,” she said and I laughed.
“Yeah and the worst part is,” I started, “I
don’t even look presentable right now! You could’ve
given me some time to look all hot and stuff before I go and fan
girl in front of 10,000 people and possibly the one and only
Niall Horan.”
“Stop saying his name!” she shouted. “You might
be able to recover still.”
I laughed really hard and then looked at the tweets I was getting
again.
“@StevieJ too late to recover now girl. Check Niall’s
twitter,” I read out loud. “Okay! Let’s go to
Niall’s twitter everybody! Bringing the party over there
right from the screen on my laptop. Okay, here we- OH MY INVENTOR
OF CHEESE, MARIAH!”
“What?” she asked and I pointed to a tweet
Niall had just made.
@StevieJ too late to recover now hun… The great Niall sees
and hears all haha
“See what you did!” I yelled jokingly at the fans who
were watching. “He better not be at the awards
tonight.”
“He’s not,” Mariah said. “He has a sick
family member and he’s saying back in Ireland. The other
guys are going to be there though.”
“Well they better not know about this,” I said.
@StevieJ they do…- Louis tweeted me.
“God dang it!” I said and Mariah laughed.
“I have to say,” she said, “you kind of set
yourself up there.”
“Shut your mouth,” I said and she laughed.
“Okay, obviously Stevie cannot handle doing a Twitcam at
this hour so, toodalloo!” Mariah said, turning off the
camera.
“Well this morning has started off productively,” I
said sarcastically.
“Oh yes,” Mariah played a long, “yes it
has.”