Quotes added on Sunday, January 27 2013

Things Every Guy Should Know 
# 3 
we like when you hug us from behind and put your arms around our waist . its the truth <3 
"Twinkle, Twinkle Little Bat. Watch Me Kill Your Favorite Cat."
-Joker
I don't see how someone like you could ever even think about someone like me. I have such a hopeless crush on you, I practically hate myself for even thinking I'd ever have a chance with someone as amazing as you..
A successful man is one that makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful women is one that can find such a man.
Lol...'kay. Uh..what just happened? .-.
Me having muscles makes me a lesbian? What? I workout to be better at sports thank you very much. Yes, I am not skinny, but you know what my fat isn't all fat. It's mostly muscle. I am sorry, but learn the definition of these words before you throw them out like that. Duh. 

Guess who just learned the cup game?
Me!

I'm the man who had the cheese
I'm the man who had the jerky
We put 'em both together
And, yeah, it really workey
Cheese jerky
Say what? Say what?
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