Quotes added on Tuesday, January 29 2013

Me: *typing essay*
Me: *saves*
Me: *close*
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Me: O.O!




 

          Found this in the newspaper recently.


        " Same s-x marriage will obviously lead to
         people marrying animals.

         It will also lead to group marriages where
         three or more individuals will want to marry
         each other.

         Some people will demand to marry THINGS
         such as rocks or trees or caves.

         Then people will fall in love with mountains,
         forests and rivers, and  want to marry them.


         This will lead to people wanting to marry
         landscapes and entire ecosystems including
         vast herds of buffalo or wildebeest... 

         ... which will lead to the ultimate disaster:
 
         

         humans falling in love with the Earth and
         wanting to live in peace with it
'til death they do part 




            *if you guys didnt get it, the author is being sarcastic
            please dont hate. i thought it was really clever. 

 

You
Won't
Always 
Remember 
Me ....

 Read the opposite of each word
honestly i am laying here crying while im listening to believe acoustic not because im overly obsessed with justin bieber but because i feel his emotions and theyre overwhelmingly real
That awkward moment when you drop crums down your cleavage

Like seriously, sometimes my bòòbs eat more than I do.


I know what it's like to   want to die;

how it hurts to smile;
how you try to fit in  but you cant;


how you hurt your self on the outside;

to try to kill the thing that's on the inside


 

wanting to talk to someone, but you have to make all the effort. They just dont message you, no matter how much they say they want to.
Today i said "je t'aime" ( I love you or I like you) to my boyfriend when we were joking around . I have never told him " I love you "before... But I do.. very much. 
Anyway he thought I told him I loved him when really i meant to say " I like you " . Later, he was pushing me around and i said " youre mean, i dont like you ..." he said : I dont "like you" either... feelings mutual

What does this mean, I'm so confused. SOMEONE HELLPPP .
This quote does not exist.
Why can't i do anything right?
i need to be shot point blank.
IN THE FACE.
 
mq

 
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