Found
this in the newspaper recently.
" Same s-x marriage will
obviously lead to
people marrying animals.
It will also lead to group
marriages where
three or more individuals will
want to marry
each other.
Some people will demand to
marry THINGS
such as rocks or trees or
caves.
Then people will fall in love
with mountains,
forests and rivers, and
want to marry them.
This will lead to people
wanting to marry
landscapes and entire
ecosystems including
vast herds of buffalo or
wildebeest...
... which will lead to the
ultimate disaster:
humans falling in love with the
Earth and
wanting to live in peace with
it 'til death they do
part ♥
"
*if you guys didnt get
it, the author is being sarcastic
please dont hate. i
thought it was really clever.