Quotes added on Sunday, February 3 2013

This is my first quote on Witty 
I am now proud to call myself a true 
WITTIAN<3

Bucket List # 16
I want to....
Drive a Cherry Red Ferrari on my SWEET 16!!!!

Bucket list
#16
Get a truck for my 16th birthday
<3

Jimmy Fallon: Are you on Facebook?
Emma Stone: No, I had to delete my Facebook.
Jimmy Fallon: Why?
Emma Stone: I got addicted to "Farmville".
Jimmy Fallon: I know a little about it, but it's a fake farm.
Emme Stone: It doesn't feel fake, Jimmy.

I LOVE OREOS!!!!!

Me: The Senator was supposed to come to school today, but he didn't have time.

Sister: Oh, you mean a half man half goat?
(She thinks I mean Saytr)

Me: What?

Sister:No,no,no, a half man half horse?
(She thinks I mean Centaur)

Me: What?!?

Sister: Wait,
(Pulls out a Percy Jackson book)

Me: Oh, child. Silly, silly child.