Quotes added on Thursday, February 14 2013

But if your the one for me , then I'll be your hero <3
Im actually kind of jealous of my parents.

They get to go out whenever they want.

They dont have to worry about how they look.

And I'll never have a kid as awesome as their's ≧◔◡◔≦
I couldn’t bear to say that I like you.
Just being by your side like this was good enough. Yes, should I muster up some courage one more time?
Should I tell you how I feel?
You don’t even know my heart and you just smile brightly. I’m telling you that I want you
I’m telling you that I’m calling you.
Hold my hand, hold my hand
I’m afraid that I’ll lose you
.
U taemin.
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly.
you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly.
You can be the captain and I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date <3 
 
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.......That is all.

subliminal messages ruined my childhood

Yet also made it 100 x's more funny.
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 Single.
☐ TAKEN.

mentally dating a celebrity.
 Laughing at all the people who ticked the square above and are going to die alone.





Kid: Nutella is disgusting. It tastes like crap on a stick.
Me: You're a problem.
Me: A big problem.
Me: A problem big enough that I need to hire people.
Me: A problem so big that I need to hire people to get rid of you.
Me: A problem where to get rid of you, we create another problem.
Me: A problem in which we later destroy.




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