Josh(sisters bf):I wish you were my little sisiter.
Josh: Because you're so monotone about everything, it'd
be easy to have a emo sibling.
Me: You know, I'll be one hell of a sister in law.
Josh: Yeah, I know, my kids will love you.
Me: No, you don't understand, I'll murder you in your
sleep for this.
Josh: thats why they'll love you.