Quotes added on Wednesday, February 20 2013


I've come to a point where sleeping isn't even an option anymore; 
Because  my overthinking takes control.

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Every girl has a guy they want but cant have.
I hate when people say,"You've barely touched your food."
Like what,do you want me to stroke it?
disney channel: oh wow we're so amazing look at all the great shows we have now.

disney channel: "austin and ally"

disney channel: "ant farm"

disney channel: "dog with a blog"

disney channel: NAILED IT.

nickelodeon:

nickelodeon:

nickelodeon: f*ck it let's just play spongebob marathons.

 


plot twist

you actually read the terms and conditions


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 me: hey,i like your shirt.  

friend: thanks,i got it for seventy dollars at a department store.  

me: really? because for seventy dollars at Burlington,i got the same shirt, three lamps, cashmere underwear, a golden retriever, and two puerto rican children.  
Right now
Face to face
All my fears
pushed aside
And right now
I'm ready to spend the rest of my life
with you

 

plot twist

Flo from Progressive is in a relationship with Jake from State Farm.

 


extra plot twist

 

 their child is Mayhem from Allstate.

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