Quotes added on Saturday, March 9 2013
Friend: Je mange des
pingouins
Me: wtf does that me
Friend: I Eat Penuins
Me: B-But Im A Penguin.... YOUVE BEEN EATING MY FAMILY!!!!
Me: wtf does that me
Friend: I Eat Penuins
Me: B-But Im A Penguin.... YOUVE BEEN EATING MY FAMILY!!!!
I fell in love
i fell hard now i have to pay the
price.
My scars remind me that the past is real
1. When you looked at
yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you
thought?
Looks like someone needs to work out.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
on me right now?nadda.I put my money in the bank like a responsible child(;
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Wh.re
4. Favorite planet?
Uranus
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Alex
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Marimba?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Blue half top
8. Do you "label" yourself?
I don't .I'm to unique to be labled(;
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Converse
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark.I swear i'm like a vampire or something.I legit love the dark.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I really don't know .
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping , which was pointless i mean we had a two hour delay anyway..
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"It's catchy lmao"
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A mile away.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Really.I use this word way to much because i feel like i'm giving people who say stupid things a second chance.However , 90% of the time they fail to catch the hint .
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Obvi . my mom lol.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My cat.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
ALOOTT OF CAFFINE GUISE.IM A BAD A.S
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
This question is so out dated i can't believe i'm even responding.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Current age .I was a stupid , stupid kid.
22. Your worst enemy?
People who are stuck up nobody in particular , because in general i hate / are annoyed by alot of people & their actions toward other people ,
23. What is your current desktop picture?
It has clouds on like a sunset , and in the middle it says in white letters 'Don't be afraid to dream '
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
I'M TELLING YOU HE'S WHITE .
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Fly.No questions asked.
Do you like someone?
Yes(; ,BUTTTTTTT im pretty sure they don't like back ohh well.
27. The last song you listened to?
Skinny Love .
SORRY FOR THE SPAM I WAS LYK MAD BORED.
Looks like someone needs to work out.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
on me right now?nadda.I put my money in the bank like a responsible child(;
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Wh.re
4. Favorite planet?
Uranus
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
Alex
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Marimba?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
Blue half top
8. Do you "label" yourself?
I don't .I'm to unique to be labled(;
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
Converse
10. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark.I swear i'm like a vampire or something.I legit love the dark.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I really don't know .
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping , which was pointless i mean we had a two hour delay anyway..
14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"It's catchy lmao"
15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A mile away.
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Really.I use this word way to much because i feel like i'm giving people who say stupid things a second chance.However , 90% of the time they fail to catch the hint .
17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Obvi . my mom lol.
18. Last furry thing you touched?
My cat.
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
ALOOTT OF CAFFINE GUISE.IM A BAD A.S
20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
This question is so out dated i can't believe i'm even responding.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
Current age .I was a stupid , stupid kid.
22. Your worst enemy?
People who are stuck up nobody in particular , because in general i hate / are annoyed by alot of people & their actions toward other people ,
23. What is your current desktop picture?
It has clouds on like a sunset , and in the middle it says in white letters 'Don't be afraid to dream '
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
I'M TELLING YOU HE'S WHITE .
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
Fly.No questions asked.
Do you like someone?
Yes(; ,BUTTTTTTT im pretty sure they don't like back ohh well.
27. The last song you listened to?
Skinny Love .
SORRY FOR THE SPAM I WAS LYK MAD BORED.
Me: you have brown eyes. i want brown eyes.
Friend: Ill Trade you.
Me: kayy. WAIT that would hurt.
Friend: TOO FUDGING BAD GIMME YOURE EYES!
Me: Calm Yo T1ts.
Friend: I dont have t1ts im a penguin Wait do penguins have T1ts?
Me: Yes.
Friend: wait..... What? o_O
Friend: Ill Trade you.
Me: kayy. WAIT that would hurt.
Friend: TOO FUDGING BAD GIMME YOURE EYES!
Me: Calm Yo T1ts.
Friend: I dont have t1ts im a penguin Wait do penguins have T1ts?
Me: Yes.
Friend: wait..... What? o_O
her eyes dont light up when sher hears your name anymore. She
doesn't get chills when you walk by her & her heart
doesn't race when you smile at her. You dont get to her like
you used to. You're just a bad memory in the back of her mind.
So dont be surprised next time you make you way past her & she
doesn't even glance your way. & don't bother trying to
talk to her, you won't get a response. She's over fighting
the same loosing battle. The saddest part is that you have no one
to blame but yourself. She gave you every chance you could have
asked her for. & you messed up every time. Now she walks around
with nothing but a smile on her face & she laughs louder
then ever before.
looks like you lost her bro.
looks like you lost her bro.
My whole life is one of those "You Had To Be There"
jokes.
I haven't even been on here a year yet and so much has
happened. Friends I've made have left and never gave me
warning. Thinking about it, this website has caused me pain.
Also, it annoys me how pretty much nothing on here is original.
All people post are quotes from tumblr. I think people are
leaving witty because of the way they've been treated. Most
of the people on here don't even care about the quotes, its
all about popularity to them. If we all don't do something,
witty could die. Witty could be empty. We need to fix this. If we
don't, I'm going to leave along with people who already
have.
but it was not your faut
but mine it was your , heart on the line
i really F.CKED IT UP THIS
TIME. ♥||||||||||||||||||||||||||
DIDNT I MY DEAR
DIDNT I MY DEAR
