Quotes added on Monday, April 1 2013

i c a n ' t s h a k e
that you said i
was just your
worst mistake.

BrunetteLunaLovegood
love

future employer: what are your achievements?
me: well i eat more than most grown men and also i'm sort of famous on this quote making website but that's about it

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BlackButterflies
itsgonnahappen

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me: *gets back from hiking trip*
me: hey i think i got skinnier
mom: oh my gosh
mom: what happened to you
mom: WHERE IS THAT LAYER OF FAT I BUILT UP ON YOU
mom: WHERE IS IT
mom: i have to feed you more so that you grow it back again.
mom: *looks at my face*
mom: ew what happened to your face
mom: YOU BROKE OUT IN PIMPLES
mom: SEE THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET YOU GO OUT
mom: you are never leaving this house again.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
funny

  Express yourself in a way that
  doesn't hurt.

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Iron
life

Life,
is the only real disease. Everything else, all the illnesses in the world, are mearly side effects of the ever present destruction with which we are gifted the moment we have been conceived.

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Delicate*
story

Teacher: Who inspire's you?

Most kids: My parents, my favorite athlete, some astronaut, etc..

Me: Guys who wear skinny jeans and scream really loud to music.

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_YouMeAtSix_
funny

They say if your dreams don't scare you ,they aren't big enough. My dream is to be an actress and it honestly scares me because I'm a very shy person and I care too much of what people would think of me but that isnt a good enough excuse to not go for my dreams. Never Give Up. :)💜

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Moonchild_69
inspirational

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