Quotes added on Sunday, April 14 2013

Could you turn your swag off?

Its late and people are trying to sleep


 

Super White Girl Problems #2167
Carrying around your
phone 24/7.

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When you click a button you didn't mean to click
so you just kinda hold the click and drag your
cursor around hoping it doesn't click. 

 

Super White Girl Problems #2168
That awkward
moment when your
boyfriend tells you you
fart in your sleep.

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Super White Girl Problems #2169
When the only two
people who think you're
beautiful are James Blunt
and your mother.

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we all have our days,

mine just so happens to be today.

 

Super White Girl Problems #2170
When your legs rub
together you get those
annoying bumps.

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Dalton: She's attractive. She can lick my arm whenever she wants. *singing jar of hearts* OKAY I QUIT. LICK MY ARM LADY.



xDDDDD omg. im so done. i cant even. 

I wish Witty had more

ORIGINALITY. 
I feel worn out. I feel upset. I feel cold. I feel empty. I feel broken. And on top of all that, I miss you.
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