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I am nobody. Nobody is perfect.
Therefore, I am perfect!
I’ll be back before you can pronounce
actillimandataqueri!
I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.
Toilet paper is a perfect example
of how “you don’t know what you got ’til
it’s gone.”
Whoever said technology will
replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with
an iPad.
I like when google answers my
stupid questions because it means I’m not the only one
asking google stupid questions.
The more attractive you are, the
more awkward I am.
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