Over-hearing a conversation
at lunch the other day:
Annoying popular girl: OMG LIKE, I TALKED TO
HIM THE OTHER DAY... WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, LIKE WE BOTH LIKE
THE COLOUR BLUE AND-
Me: I breathe air, he breathes
air.*GASP* "OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, LIKE
THATS TOTES FATE"