Quotes added on Sunday, April 28 2013

Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the way out.



Hey, I was just kidding..







I hope you fall down the stairs too.
I love you ...
more than spongebob loves jellyfishing.
sandy loves karate.  
Mr. krabs loves money.
&& Squidward loves his claranet. 
Baby I need you like planketon needs the krabby patty formula!(:


 

when you post a quote thinking
'This is it, I'm going to get this into top quotes'

*1 Fave* DONT LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN
Finally got a Witty
Hellz Yeah.
Trust is like an eraser it gets smaller and smaller after each mistake.
How did we wind up this way?
Watching our mouths for the words that we say.
This quote does not exist.
You've stopped listening to my screams for help,
So darling, now i'm doing just the same...

mq

I Wish It Never Ended With A Heartbreak

Over-hearing a conversation at lunch the other day:

Annoying popular girl: OMG LIKE, I TALKED TO HIM THE OTHER DAY... WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, LIKE WE BOTH LIKE THE COLOUR BLUE AND-
Me: I breathe air, he breathes air.*GASP* "OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, LIKE THATS TOTES FATE"

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