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Quotes added on Sunday, April 28 2013
Having notifications for when we fave our own quotes
is Steve's way of making us feel better about ourselves for those 2 seconds.
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Butterbear
funny
Plenty of people ask me how I am
but none of them really want to know
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EmilyxLovesxU
fakefriends
When I was a kid I used to duck under all of the mirrors because I thought
I would see
Bloody Mary
behind me.
9
0
Butterbear
funny
A horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
He replies, "My wife has terminal Cancer."
5
0
MaryPenguin
antijoke
Me:
*
On the computer*
Cat:
*comes up to me*
Cat:
*gets on my lap*
Cat:
*
Rubs head in my mouth*
Cat:
Meow
Me:
TA HELL YOU JUST SAY TO ME B.ITCH?
11
0
Butterbear
funny
Who benefits from Valentines Day.
87% Florists
10% Women
3% Men
tumblr
16
0
Butterbear
funny
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0
quote
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7
3
quote
B-E-F-O-R-E not b4
We speak Englsih not bingo
tumblr
16
0
Butterbear
funny
That
awkward
moment
when you
walk into a bathroom and end up
walking right back out when you
see popular people in there.
tumblr
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Butterbear
funny
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