Quotes added on Sunday, April 28 2013


Having notifications for when we fave our own quotes
is Steve's way of making us feel better about ourselves for those 2 seconds.

Plenty of people ask me how I am
but none of them really want to know


When I was a kid I used to duck under all of the mirrors because I thought
I would see Bloody Mary behind me.
A horse walks into a bar.
The Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"






He replies, "My wife has terminal Cancer."



 
Me: *On the computer*
Cat: *comes up to me*
Cat: *gets on my lap*
Cat: *Rubs head in my mouth*
Cat: Meow
Me: TA HELL YOU JUST SAY TO ME B.ITCH?


Who benefits from Valentines Day.

87% Florists
10% Women
3% Men

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B-E-F-O-R-E not b4
We speak Englsih not bingo


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That awkward moment when you
walk into a bathroom and end up
walking right back out when you
see popular people in there.
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