Quotes added on Wednesday, May 1 2013

Suicied lifeline is my only best friend . 
But than again they are getting paid . 
 

I gotta dig bick.

you read that worng.
that awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said "moment" after awkward.
This is awkward


EVERYTIME
Every.Fking.Time

That awkward moment
when someone assumes that
you actually care about their opinion.

*Dentist pokes your gums with a really sharp, pointy instrument of death*
Dentist: You're gums are bleeding because you don't floss.

Monday really needs a high five!!
....in the face... with a chair.

HONESTLY
I don't have time to hate people
WHO HATE ME
cause I'm too busy loving people
WHO LOVE ME

I'm starting a Mariachi band
with my 4 Mexican friends.
We'll call ourselves Juan Direction.

I'd swim across the
ocean for your kiss
I'd fight a whole navy just
to feel your fingertips
I'd sail through icebergs
just to taste your lips
And for your love I'd sink
a thousand battleships ♥