Quotes added on Wednesday, May 1 2013



No, i'm not ignoring you..
I'm just walking away to go feed my pet unicorn.
Today my Spanish teacher started laughing cause we kept saying "papa" Wrong.
so "paPA" is how you say dad.
but "PAPA" is how you say potato
So she stopped class to say
"STOP ASKING THE POTATOES FOR MONEY!"
THEY TELL
YOU TO BE
YOURSELF &
THEN THEY
JUDGE YOU..



A true man will
ruin your lipstick
not your mascara


I just saved a lot of money on car insurance by switching...
My car in reverse and driving away from the accident.
IF HE DOESN'T CHASE AFTER
YOU WHEN YOU WALK AWAY..


  KEEP WALKING
You promised me that you'll keep all your promises.
But look what you did know,you just broke another promise.
I dislike when someone tells a joke and it's funny 
and than they deiced to try and explain it and it ruins it .
and you're just like damn that was funny but now its not .
ha! 
Silence has a meaning 
PANDORA! IM STILL LISTNEING! 
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