Quotes added on Saturday, May 4 2013
~The 2 things I hear alot on Witty~
1. Yeah, just let that sink in
2. Fave if...
I was working a morning shift at a cafe, serving breakfast, and a
mother and her son walk in:
Me: So what will it be?
Child: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Everyone:
Me:
Boss:
Mother: Eggs.. He would like eggs..
Me: So what will it be?
Child: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
Everyone:
Me:
Boss:
Mother: Eggs.. He would like eggs..
As of right now, i dont know what he's thinking
Its sucks, you know.
When everything is doing fine then, it crashes again.
And the worst part is, I really dont want to try and put it all back together again, but i have to.
"Your life's not that
bad."
Holy f.uck you have no clue
how p.issed off I get when I see
or hear that. Like, no. You have no
f.ucking clue how bad someone's
life is and you get no say in the
matter; especially if you're the one
that made them feel like their life sucks
in the first place. So shut the f.uck up and
go get a.nally violated by a cactus,
d.ickwad.
Holy f.uck you have no clue
how p.issed off I get when I see
or hear that. Like, no. You have no
f.ucking clue how bad someone's
life is and you get no say in the
matter; especially if you're the one
that made them feel like their life sucks
in the first place. So shut the f.uck up and
go get a.nally violated by a cactus,
d.ickwad.
You can leave if you want .
I'll remember you. I remember
everyone that leaves
Accept what you can't change.
Change what you can't accept
Dear heart,
so there's
this guy that you
want me to like but I don't want to, so
can you please stop beating so fact when he comes
by.
Be yourself.
Because everyone else is already taken.
Because everyone else is already taken.
Don't assume. You DON'T know me
