Quotes added on Wednesday, May 8 2013

For my friend's 18th birthday I've bought her 50 shades of grey, I've told my other friends and when she asked my other friend for a hint he said "It's long and detailed"

I laughed so much.

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LauzHeys
funny

It's weird that strangers,
that I meet online, like me more than the people I go to school with everyday.

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blonde_chick2
true

  
  'It's not you, it's me'

  I silently whispered to the cookie
  jar

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Buttons
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Imagine if people got a voice recorder, and
recorded what they said their showers.
Imagine all the technology, inventions
and knowledge we'd have by now.
There'd be flying cars,
And a cure for cancer,
Just imagine it.
Showers, where you think of the greatest ideas.
The greates ideas coming to life.

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Buttons
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Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday dear Charlie
Happy Birthday to you.

Feliz Cumpleaños a ti.
Feliz Cumpleaños a ti.
Feliz Cumpleaños a Charlie.
Feliz Cumpleaños a ti.

Joyeux anniversaire à vous.
Joyeux anniversaire à vous.
Joyeux anniversaire à Charlie.
Joyeux anniversaire à vous.

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CharliesTheName
english

aye,
bee,
sea,
dee,
ee,
ef,
jee,
hache,
eye,
jay,
kay,
el,
em,
en,
owe,
pea,
queue,
or,
ess,
tea,
you,
vea,
dubble-you,
ex,
wy
and
zeeee

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Buttons
funny

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE
black, white, straight, gay, short, fat or skinny
if you're nice to me then i'll be nice to you
- eminem

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blue_bubbles1
friends

Me: *Writes a good quote*

*Gets two faves instantly*

Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B.I.T.C.H.E.S!

*Faves suddenly stop coming*

Me: Aw crap, that always happens!

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Buttons
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Are we losing Wittians?

Not long ago, 'Today's Top Quotes' got mostly over 500 faves, now that's practically the 'Top Month' section. What is happening? Is Witty slowly dying? I hope not.
All my favourite Witty Inspirations have left. The people that helped me through hard times.

Are we losing Witty?

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Buttons
sad

Friend:

Oh my God, remember when you used to like ________ !

You:

HAHAHAHAHAHA, shut up.

credit: xoHollisterrGirlyyxo

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