Quotes added on Monday, May 27 2013
Why is everyone getting mad at me today?? What'd I do wrong??
I did everyrhing needed.
I was screamed at, hit, cursed.
Seriously.
What'd I do?
I did everyrhing needed.
I was screamed at, hit, cursed.
Seriously.
What'd I do?
Me: I need to lose some weight.
Me: I think I'll go on a walk.
Me: *Walks to McDonalds*
Do Re Mi Fa So D O N E with this
SEmeSTer.
Theres always that one kid in your class who pretends to know
everything and gives all the wrong answers to every single
question
so tonight;
kiss me like it's
do
or die"
and
TAKE ME
TO THE
OTHER
SIDE«
Normal girls going on a date at a restaurant:
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate* Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate* Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?
Copy and past yourself into my bed.
When i look into your
eyes, i catch a glimpse of
heaven.
♥
♥
