Quotes added on Monday, May 27 2013

Why is everyone getting mad at me today?? What'd I do wrong??
I did everyrhing needed.
I was screamed at, hit, cursed.
Seriously.
What'd I do?

Me: I need to lose some weight.
Me: I think I'll go on a walk.
Me: *Walks to McDonalds*
me: always look on the positive side of things!
me: *falls down 62 flights of stairs*
me: sh/t i got down those stairs fast!
 

Do Re Mi Fa So D O N E with this 

        SEmeSTer.
 
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Theres always that one kid in your class who pretends to know everything and gives all the wrong answers to every single question









          so tonight;
                        kiss me like  it's                 do or die"           and 
                                                         TAKE ME TO THE OTHER SIDE« 
 
 

Normal girls going on a date at a restaurant:
Girl: *Takes a few bites, dabs face with napkin repeatedly, then pushes away plate with almost all food left on plate*
Wow, that was so good! I enjoyed coming tonight.
Me: *Inhales all of Europe, China, and Africa, drinks Niagra Falls, and smiles at the guy with a mouthful of food* Oh, I almost forgot my manners. Excuse me. *Wipes face with napkin* I still want more food. Got any more food?


Copy and past yourself into my bed.

When i look into your eyes, i catch a glimpse of heaven.


 
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