Quotes added on Saturday, June 1 2013

 

Super White Girl Problems #2275
When your boyfriend
repeatedly says how hot
Mila Kunis is.

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me home alone: I feel so lonely. I want to be cuddled.
me in public: dont talk to me! dont look at me! dont TOUCH me!

 

                                              

Still a virgin but I've been feeling nauseous for the past couple of days.
I must be carrying the next baby Jesus.

I did the laughing hypnotist and now everything is shrinking and stretching omg heeeeelp

 

Super White Girl Problems #2276
Not wearing a
tampon when you think
your period's over and it's
really not.

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Super White Girl Problems #2277
When your foundation
is too dark for your face and
you end up with a dark line
that makes you look like a
clown.

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Im a pretty nonviolent person, until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone and Im like, I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the GROUND!

 

Super White Girl Problems #2278
Wearing uggs the
first day it drops below
70 degrees.

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