Quotes added on Wednesday, June 5 2013
girl: should woman have children after 35?
boy:.............no, i think 35 children are enough!!
ROFLMAO!!!
boy:.............no, i think 35 children are enough!!
ROFLMAO!!!
me: do you know why egyptian children are so confused?
him: no. why?
me: because after death, their daddy becomes mummy!!
xxhope you got itxx
him: no. why?
me: because after death, their daddy becomes mummy!!
xxhope you got itxx
please dont stop the music...
funniest thing ever:
I live on a farm. I had and criend over and i told her to put the pitchfork inside. she put the pitchfork in side the house. I was completely unaware until i went inside to get glove of what she did.
I live on a farm. I had and criend over and i told her to put the pitchfork inside. she put the pitchfork in side the house. I was completely unaware until i went inside to get glove of what she did.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
but if the doctor is cute,
who needs the fruit!
Not mine thoughxox
but if the doctor is cute,
who needs the fruit!
Not mine thoughxox
Hai guys! i had another
account, but i dont know how to get to it :( so this is my new
one!! yea im the only one reading this
so.....
TITTY SPRINKLES
TITTY SPRINKLES
I'm done wishing
on stars.
I'm done waisting eyelashes.
I'm fiinished with wishing on 11:11's.
Because a life without you,
I'm done waisting eyelashes.
I'm fiinished with wishing on 11:11's.
Because a life without you,
is like a life without words .-.
