~My mom calls me~
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: On my laptop... You?
Mom: I'm on my way home to pick up to pick up my bratty
daughter who's having cravings. Even though she's not
even pregnant. Or better not be pregnant or else I'm going to
beat the crap out of her.. Or doing anything to get pregnant.
Me: No one would want to do anything with me!
Mom: Well... This is true.