Sister: Mom, can you pay for me to go across
America
to meet my girlfriend for the first time and live with her?
Mom: If that's what makes you happy, of
course!
Sister: Can you pay for college for
me?
Mom: Sure, anything you want.
Sister: Can you send me rent money?
Mom: Why yes I can.
Sister: Can you pay my phone bill?
Mom: Sure thing.
Sister: Can you buy me a nice coat and shoes and
ship them to me?
Mom: How much will it be?
Sister: Around $200, plus some cash would be
nice..
Mom: Okay, sweetie.
Me: Mom, can you pick up some tampons?
Mom: OMFG! DO YOU THINK I'M MADE OF
GODD.MN MONEY? WHERE THE F*CK DO
YOU THINK THAT SH*T COMES FROM? I
CAN'T AFFORD THIS BULLSH*T. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU GOT THIS IDEA THAT I'M MADE OF
MONEY. GO DRIBBLE OVER THE TOILET.
&
the thing is, I know my mom doesn't have a ton
of money, which just makes it so much more clear
that she favors my oldest sister more than my other
sister and I...