Quotes added on Friday, June 21 2013

my heart was torn right open
by the errors of my words
by my clear lack of trust and faith
Forgiveness frees us from any darkness or hate.
Everyone is human and we all make mistakes.
Treat others the way you want to be treated!
I dont expect you to forgive me
I know I wouldn't
I can't drown my demons they know how to swim-Bring me the horizon
This quote does not exist.
The face you saw me wear,
it was all my insecurities
they were all wrapped up
and it took both of us down with them
Sometimes I miss you being my bestfriend, 
then I realize the stuff that you have done to me,

Then I start to hate you all over again.
The abuse has to stop
All the abuse you didnt deserve
Although you probably wont believe me
this is a lesson I wont soon forget
and you are the girl i could never regret

15Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here"

I hope you find someone who is more worth your time... All i did was waste it ... </4
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