Quotes added on Sunday, June 23 2013

How awesome would it be to have an Alan Rickman voiced GPS in your car?


"Turn right in two miles. Do not disappoint me."
"How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking exit 12. Turn around when possible you bumbling idiot."
"How extrodonarily like your father you are; he would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back you pathetic fool."
There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile."
"Turn to Route 394."
"Always...look before merging."

The iPhone 30,
Is just going to be a door that has a camera and calls people






Bad moods will come and go your whole life,

trying to force them away only makes them last longer




 
Don't worry when I fight with you. Worry when I stop because that means that there is nothing left for me to fight for.

Teacher: To change centimeteres to meteres you do what?
Me: Take out centi
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: You just got pwned.



If you were forced to spend the rest of your life in a library, a museum, or a zoo, which would you choose and why?
ex says he likes me ---> i say i like ex ---> nothing happens ---> ex says he likes my (ex) bestfriend ----> me: 0.o





Just some advice I hope you take to heart;


Don't ever muffle your feelings. When you're sad, cry

when you're happy, smile, 
and when something's bothering you, address it. 


Bottling your feelings up will lead to feeling nothing at all~






 

Boyfriend
Friend
Girlfriend
Family

Ily = I'm leaving you
I just pwned this quote.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
So I could slap eight people at once
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