How awesome would it be to have an
Alan Rickman voiced GPS in your car?
"Turn right in two miles. Do not disappoint me."
"How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking exit
12. Turn around when possible you bumbling idiot."
"How extrodonarily like your father you are; he would have
missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back you pathetic
fool."
There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the
next mile."
"Turn to Route 394."
"Always...look before merging."