Quotes added on Saturday, June 29 2013





That moment when you're crying and you see something funny so you want to laugh but instead you end up crying even harder.






 
What are good baby names for boys or girls? I like thinking of future baby names. Lmao don't judge. But yeah comment names. (: Unique ones that aren't too unique are the best. 
So today i got a new kitten but i dont have a name for her so i need suggestions
& who better tho help than the wonderful people of witty sooo helpp Pleasee
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i go to a concert with two couples and a guy who is supposed to not make me feel like a fifth wheel.
well then he decides to not say a word to me and then start grinding with another girl
guess who's left standing alone in a crowd of people trying to hold back tears?
if you guessed me your correct
I fell for you knowing you would be just like all the rest.
why?
because i had this little peice of hope you would prove me wrong.
like in those romance movies.
but guess what.
life isn't like that.
not even close.

this is what i imagine taylor swift doing right about now:

taylor: okay maybe i should call this song "so much trouble", that'll teach him, he never should've broke up with me!
girl: can i go to the bathroom
female teacher: nope
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
female teacher: oh ok yes, go.

girl: can i go to the bathroom
male teacher: lol no
girl: but it's a /girl issue/
male teacher: oH MY GOD GO GO GO RUN TAKE A FRIEND WITH YOU IF YOU WANT TAKE THE WHOLE CLASS WITH YOU IF YOU WANT I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS JUST GO

 
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